"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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