is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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