4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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