Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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