He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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