I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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