i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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