I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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