And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize