I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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