new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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