when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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