Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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