he wants to bone in the snuggie
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
