: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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