I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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