we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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