your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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