Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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