I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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