Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
