So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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