kristin has been a bad kristin
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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