hell yes lets make some ravioli
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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