Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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