Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Enjoy the penises
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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