blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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