wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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