the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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