the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Two words: nipple clamps
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