Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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