pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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