Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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