I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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