Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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