I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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