But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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