i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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