is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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