you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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