Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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