Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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