actually, I'm a sock model
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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