the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
and i looked up. we had an audience...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
