For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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