I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
why is half of my head shaved?
please don't ironically join a cult
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