did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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