I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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