WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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