new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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