Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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