Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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