I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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