i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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