do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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