Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Come share oat with me in your robe
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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