Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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