So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My dick has a subreddit
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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